The 2026 Presidents Cup convened at Pheasant Run Golf Club on Saturday, August 29th, and after three rounds of team match play competition, Management emerged victorious over Labor by a decisive 6½ to 2½ margin — settling once again the eternal workplace debate of who actually runs things around here. The answer, at least on a golf course in 2026, is Management. Labor filed a grievance. It was denied.
The Management squad — Greg Kline, Tyler Floyd, Chuck Withey, Rich Dunmore, Scott Wilsey, and Mike Prieskorn — took the field against a Labor side that featured four Presidents Cup rookies in Chase Keilitz, Greg Fobare, and the Wilsons David and Jamie, alongside veterans Elizabeth Jolliffe and team captain Jeff Feikens. Labor came in with youth, energy, and a chip on its collective shoulder. Management came in with experience, coordination, and apparently a better handicap structure.
Round 1 set the tone. In Team Best Ball format at Pheasant Run’s North to South layout, Management won two of three matches — Floyd/Dunmore dispatched Feikens/Keilitz 5&4, and Kline/Prieskorn handled the Wilsons 3&2. Labor’s lone bright spot came from Jolliffe/Fobare, who edged Wilsey/Withey 1up in the day’s closest contest, giving the working class something to celebrate over a post-round beverage. Management led 2-1 after Round 1.
Round 2 was Alternate Shot — the format that tests partnerships, patience, and the ability to suppress your opinion when your teammate hits it behind a tree. Management swept all three matches: Withey/Wilsey beat Jolliffe/Fobare 4&3, Floyd/Dunmore dispatched Feikens/Keilitz again 3&2, and Kline/Prieskorn closed out the Wilsons 4&2. At 5-1, the Cup was mathematically out of reach before anyone had touched their afternoon sandwich. Management broke for lunch with the trophy already spoken for and the champagne flowing.
Round 3 offered Labor one last chance at dignity, and they made the most of what little remained on the table. Keilitz/Feikens got Labor on the board immediately, taking down Withey/Wilsey 1up in the Scramble to give the working class a legitimate win to take home. Kline/Floyd handled Jolliffe/Fobare 3&2, putting any remaining drama to rest. Dunmore/Prieskorn and the Wilson brothers played to an All Square result, each side earning a half point — the one genuine handshake moment of an otherwise lopsided afternoon. Final score: Management 6½, Labor 2½. The cup was already won at lunch. Round 3 was just Labor reminding everyone they still know how to play golf.
The cup goes back to the executive suite for another year. Labor will regroup, file the appropriate paperwork, and return in 2027 with what everyone assumes will be a strongly worded memo and a renewed sense of purpose. The Wilsons, Keilitz, and Fobare now have their first Presidents Cup experience on the résumé — which, in the grand tradition of Labor, counts as a workplace benefit.